I remember seeing this in post production when I was on my imdb.com shit back in the day. and the plot says "A record company intern (Hill) is hired to accompany out-of-control British rock star Aldous Snow (Brand) to a concert at L.A.'s Greek Theater." I was like how is this a whole movie? then bung.
Finally Here; Long Awaited, Might be funny. Summertimes
Friday, February 12, 2010
Get Him To The Greek Trailer
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Saturday, February 6, 2010
formspring.me
so guess from your background your partial to Luigi. explain yourself!
I mean he's green and tight what's not to like? I never understood Luigi's mansion tho
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Thursday, January 28, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
This Sh*t Writes itself
dig this... this girl i know broke up with her bf for cheating on him with him
1:51pmLiz
whatttt lol
1:55pmJamel
she got blitzed at this party;her girl calls the bf to come get her;he takes her home get her showered and puts some jammies or her;they start doin that one thing;halfway thru she says"stop i have a boyfriend;he says fuck you bitch i am ur bf, or was rather
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Sunday, January 17, 2010
Old new new
12:21pmAndrew
oh my Gawd
HE GOT JACKED UP
12:21pmJamel
they was askin him he was gonna retire b4 the game i think thas ur answer
12:22pmAndrew
oh thats exactly what I though
12:22pmJamel
lol
12:22pmAndrew
it was like Troy Aikman, Joe Montana and Steve Young
12:22pmJamel
i thought that was a bs question too
12:22pmAndrew
you just know that that's the last hit they can take
12:23pmJamel
fresh off the best playoff perfomance ever u gonna ask a nigga if he done
12:23pmAndrew
haha for real man
12:23pmJamel
you hear Gaines adams died today?
12:24pmAndrew
yeah man
wtf is up with nfl'ers dying
12:25pmJamel
idk man, its hasnt been a good time to be black and well known
12:25pmAndrew
haha
12:25pmJamel
teddy fuckin pendergrass man
12:25pmAndrew
has it ever been good?
12:25pmJamel
excellent point
12:26pmAndrew
i gave him some facebook love
its sad how few white people know who he was
as in 0% of the people I kick it with
they thought he was Teddy Ruxpin's black cousin
12:26pmJamel
lol white people dont know shit about layin the mack down
LMAO
12:26pmAndrew
the one that you don't want coming to holiday parties
12:27pmJamel
what dont really like r&b as it is
12:28pmAndrew
its fuckin baby makin music
how do you not like it
12:29pmJamel
thats what i'm sayin, you tell me. but i know u guys dont enjoy it, that and go-go it's like repelant almost
12:29pmAndrew
it's like they're afraid of it
12:30pmJamel
lol you remember that from the wife swap sketch on chappelle's show
12:30pmAndrew
hahaha of course
12:30pmJamel
"can you turn this r&b music off? i kinda wanna listen to you breathe"
12:31pmAndrew
hahaha
"I've heard of trimming the hedges, but you've done scorched the earth"
12:32pmJamel
lol my nigga leonard washington
12:32pmAndrew
what a great show
there's this dude I work with
this black dude who's like 26 and from va beach
and he loves my knowledge or rap/r&b
kinda reminds me of you
12:33pmJamel
lol dude your knowledge is top notch
12:34pmAndrew
he's like blown away
I was bumpin Mis-education last week
12:34pmJamel
your a shinging beacon of what white people should aspire to be, i think MLK was talkin about u in his speach
12:34pmAndrew
and he was like "I thought white people are afraid of Lauryn Hill"
hahahhahahhaha
I played with young Negro's as a child, and I did not notice the difference in their skin
Just they were better at basketball than my friends
12:35pmJamel
lmao
true story i think about when taylor called me mlk at that party all the time
12:36pmAndrew
LMAO
hahahahahahaha
i still have no clue why he called you MLK
12:36pmJamel
he was wasted
12:36pmAndrew
touche
12:36pmJamel
i think i said somethin about a dream and he just rolled with it
12:36pmAndrew
at least it was topical then
12:37pmJamel
lol then when we came to fp to play yall he yelled that shit at me in the handshake line, i was rollin, everybody was lookin at me like wtf was that
12:38pmAndrew
hahahha
they thought all sorts of racism was going on
12:39pmJamel
lol ahh good times, i think that beats out maddy the nigger hatin labrador
12:39pmAndrew
ijhahahaha no way dude
cuz we were smacked for that
and it was really happening
12:40pmJamel
I know right?! i couldnt even wrap my mind around it at the time
12:40pmAndrew
me neither
but i knew if I ever became a stand up comedian, that would be go to material
12:41pmJamel
lol i never laughed/cried like that b4
12:41pmAndrew
that fuckin dog was attackingyou
yo what are you doing
like right now
12:41pmJamel
chillin
12:41pmAndrew
i'm at my folks house
you wanna burn?
12:41pmJamel
yes
12:42pmAndrew
you got a whip? mines is in arlington
12:42pmJamel
yea i gotta stop and get gas first but i'm onit
12:42pmAndrew
aite cool
571 484 7781
12:42pmJamel
bet
12:42pmAndrew
i got everything else
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Convo of the day
Things to lnow b4 reading this. The man being questioned here is not a repeat NOT a rapist these are just jokes people, he's actually not very creepy at all that's my boy. Also new Vocab terms, "Goin Smack" or "Goin ham" can be best described in this instance as saying whatever comes to mind without considering the backlash ex. "aye girl you're lookin excellent today what's good with the bop?" for further examples see soulja boy and tracy morgan
Jamel :dude you go smack on the internet like none other
BigPapi lol....what u mean
Me: i mean everytime i see you on my feed ur status is just goin ham, and chicks still be biting
My mans: lol...hahaha...yeah...its all entertainment...
Jamel i know dude i just wanted to applaud your efforts
My mans: lol good looks
Jamel: ur like that dude on law&order svu they think is the bad guy at first. like det. benson thought u were the rapist turns out ur just tryin to get some bitch rollin
My mans: HAHAHAHAHA
Hey don't forget to say "Honey" or "baby" when you talk about them youngins butt cheeks that way she know you NICE
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