Halloweenie Pt. 1

So as most of you have realized Halloween's fast approaching and it's smack in the middle of the weekend. Sounds good at first glance but in the tradition of the holiday I'm scared to death, not because of ghouls or goblins I listen to way too much wayne for that. My fear is choosing the wrong party. It's literally going to be jumping everywhere in the solar system and I don't wanna be the smart dumb nigga that paid 10 bucks for the only shitty party in the country. So I've been mulling this over for a while now and here's a few ideas I got so far.

1. Stay Local, the great land of Woodbridge is sure to have a few costume parties or whatever keeping it homebound assures I'll have a place to sleep, I could hang with some familiar faces, and it's not like there's a shortage of sexy kittens. Downsides would be the Male to Female ratio, what's the point of dressing up when I just look like another Sausage, Alcohol Shortage, idk what would be worse no beer or a scarce amout of nattty light, which all just adds up to lame party syndrome.



2. Collegiate Adventure, I'm still a youngster in the grand scheme of things I'm 22 is prime drinking age and drinking is one that's in abundance at University. and there will be plenty of sexy kittens and Indians and pandas and all types of broads, but the problem of choice is amplified. You gotta pick a school there's VSU, VCU, ODU, VTech, UVA, NSU, JMU, DeVry?! how do you decide then you gotta find the right party I don't wanna end up at the Prep fest listening to O.A.R all fuckin' night or the Stomp the Yard black greek party where you can't book a bitch unless you got fro- hawk or an awkwardly colored blazer on I just can't hang. Then you gotta find living arrangements, food money, gas money it can get to be a pain in the ass, but with high risk there's high reward (see sexy kittens)

3.Old Timey stuff. scrap the bottles and bob for apples instead of bitches homie. If you know me then you know I'm definitely not with the outdoors activity I mean god gave us cable for a reason, but I mean a change of pace could be good you know, I could spike some apple cider and who doesn't want to ride on a fucking wagon? and Superbad did tell me the pumpkin patch is where it's at. On the other hand I've been having trouble deciphering scarecrows from real people, and I don't own any flannel.

3.Haunted House/Amusement Park. This is completely out of the question because I'm single and I just don't like to be scared. It would be different if I had a lovely young lady to console me


So yeah there will be more Halloween updates to come, cuz sometimes shit motivates me